Stories The Bleak Week Report

So we have this new editor here at the rag.  He's on my case about getting my articles in on time, not having too many typpos (hah, there's another one) and other stuff.  Typical editorial bs.  They have to act busy or else they get fired from one of the honchos upstairs.  He also says I need to lighten up a bit.  Ignore mode: ON

Anyway, here's another look at a typical horrific week for everything.  Might as well get to it, cuz the sooner I do, the faster its over, right?  How's that for positivity, you editorial piece of %$&@!